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Little Caesar Slut

I wish great sex was as easy as convincing a dude his G-Spot is in his butt. But the key…

Post-Ghost Agression

  I’ve been in dating sites for years, but when I moved to LA, I found a new culture on…

The “I” in Masturbation

I’ve been having trouble masturbating lately. I typically masturbate about 5 times a day. If I have the time. I’m…

Spring for my Heart

Why do I suck the venom from your lips and use it to pretend I am poisonous? Why do I…

Cum on, Guys

Maybe it’s not fair, but I don’t feel responsible for making dudes cum anymore. I don’t do much in sex,…

Love

Why’s it gotta be weird? Love is the center of human bonding. It’s what kept us warm during the ice…

Apocalypse Wife

Merry pumpkinspicemas!   When the bombs fall I will come for you Because you can’t. I’ll fight our enemies with…

The Salt Man

My Tinder profile is of a certain kind. I make it super explicit that I’m a huge slut. Huge in…