I wish great sex was as easy as convincing a dude his G-Spot is in his butt. But the key…
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Post-Ghost Agression
I’ve been in dating sites for years, but when I moved to LA, I found a new culture on…
Talk Dirty to me, but Remember to Brush Your Teeth
A boy who can dirty talk is worth his weight in dick. Get all up in my neck space, scrape…
The “I” in Masturbation
I’ve been having trouble masturbating lately. I typically masturbate about 5 times a day. If I have the time. I’m…
Spring for my Heart
Why do I suck the venom from your lips and use it to pretend I am poisonous? Why do I…
Why Catfish when there’s so many Fish in the Sea?
What do guys get out of catfishing? I went on a wild date tonight. I changed a tire. I got…
Cum on, Guys
Maybe it’s not fair, but I don’t feel responsible for making dudes cum anymore. I don’t do much in sex,…
Love
Why’s it gotta be weird? Love is the center of human bonding. It’s what kept us warm during the ice…
Apocalypse Wife
Merry pumpkinspicemas! When the bombs fall I will come for you Because you can’t. I’ll fight our enemies with…
The Salt Man
My Tinder profile is of a certain kind. I make it super explicit that I’m a huge slut. Huge in…
