Wind isn’t always graceful when it blows my hair into my lipstick And neither are you Mountains are forced … More
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Measure of a Man
Okay but like I’m pretty sure dudes don’t know the size of anything? And I’m not just talking about dick … More
Apex Slut
Let’s talk about the night I knew I had reached apex slut. I had gone on a date with a … More
Art and Bleach
Men are like pieces of paper, They’re a window Something I can throw my art at. I can write a … More
Virginity is for the Weak
I lost my virginity at 18 because no one in my high school wanted any of my big dick energy. … More
Be a Slut, Not a Mom
When I broke up with my Ex, I was determined to get refunded all the sex he denied me. I … More
Monogamy can Leave the “Me” out of it
“I’m a mothafuckin woman! I don’t need no man to be holdin’ me too tight.” -Ke$ha It’s a weird … More
How to Kiss and Other Tasty Things
Okay class, today we’re gonna go over some rough sex basics: Biting, choking, spanking, and hair pulling. We’re gonna cover … More
An Ode to Big Dicks,
—For my Best friend’s birthday ❤ — — — — — — — — — — — — — — … More
The Rules of Hooking up: I’m not Brave
My life skyrocketed the day I realized I didn’t have to let boys upset me. Now I refuse to deal … More
