I wish great sex was as easy as convincing a dude his G-Spot is in his butt. But the key … More
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Post-Ghost Agression
I’ve been in dating sites for years, but when I moved to LA, I found a new culture on … More
Talk Dirty to me, but Remember to Brush Your Teeth
A boy who can dirty talk is worth his weight in dick. Get all up in my neck space, scrape … More
The “I” in Masturbation
I’ve been having trouble masturbating lately. I typically masturbate about 5 times a day. If I have the time. I’m … More
Spring for my Heart
Why do I suck the venom from your lips and use it to pretend I am poisonous? Why do I … More
Why Catfish when there’s so many Fish in the Sea?
What do guys get out of catfishing? I went on a wild date tonight. I changed a tire. I got … More
Cum on, Guys
Maybe it’s not fair, but I don’t feel responsible for making dudes cum anymore. I don’t do much in sex, … More
Love
Why’s it gotta be weird? Love is the center of human bonding. It’s what kept us warm during the ice … More
Apocalypse Wife
Merry pumpkinspicemas! When the bombs fall I will come for you Because you can’t. I’ll fight our enemies with … More
The Salt Man
My Tinder profile is of a certain kind. I make it super explicit that I’m a huge slut. Huge in … More
