Little Caesar Slut

I wish great sex was as easy as convincing a dude his G-Spot is in his butt. But the key … More

Cum on, Guys

Maybe it’s not fair, but I don’t feel responsible for making dudes cum anymore. I don’t do much in sex, … More

Love

Why’s it gotta be weird? Love is the center of human bonding. It’s what kept us warm during the ice … More

Apocalypse Wife

Merry pumpkinspicemas!   When the bombs fall I will come for you Because you can’t. I’ll fight our enemies with … More

The Salt Man

My Tinder profile is of a certain kind. I make it super explicit that I’m a huge slut. Huge in … More